Wow, you were right... Weed does start conversations
Who wears a wallet chain?!
I woke up with my bra stapled to the ceiling, her dad was in the hallway winking at me. I was the less drunk of the bunch.
That's fuckin bs. I had the bouncers beat by 30 yards til that dumbshit on the moped stopped in front of me.
My penis has a 100% approval rating. He has never received a formal complaint. If you'd like to file one, you can go fuck yourself.
her best friend is in town and she told me that they used to fool around when they were drunk and I'd have to "help keep that from happening"
you motherfucker
okay just a general question, but if i got arrested, who here would bail me out. this is important.
Dude you were so high some kid was kicking the wall and you were convinced it was your heartbeat
nothing like going to the bathroom, running into the wall, thinking its a person and saying"its ok i just had the 4 beers" even the wall knew i was lying
DONT TALK SHIT ABOUT LUNCHABLES
These beer shits have taken over my entire life.
I totally have a huge crush on him though which is fucking up my "classy she-demon with limited feelings" vibe
Is it possible for mice to climb? If so I think mice are climbing into my bed in the night and playing with my hair..
Basically, I am an endless fountain of unconvential sexual experiences and knowledge.
I STUDIED GEOGRAPHY I KNOW THIS SHIT!! DON'T YOU DARE QUESTION MY AUTHORITY ON GLACIAL DEPOSITION AGAIN BITCH!!
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