she has a tiny mouth but huuuge vocal chords
just a forewarning-if you come home and hang out with your stupid girlfriend the entire time that you are here/fail to get wasted with us i will wish either death upon you or that you truly do turn gay when you return to the navy.
already putting money aside for 4/20. you ready for the greatest tuesday ever?
it's like god just wants me to be high for five days in a row. keep the blizzards coming.
Weve literally been going out drinking five days a week. That counts as a full time job right?
230 lb girl across the train from me is giving a dude in a kilt a handjob while he sits in her lap
There's a bachlorette party going on at the bowling alley, so we'll see who wins greatest shitshow tonight.
Found a grenade pin. Still no Dave.
I just did the walk of shame..with a blanket and a cup that says i will out drink all you bitches. This was not how i pictured 25.
I chugged that bitch with a dip in.
You somehow managed to be a man whilst drinking a Mike's Hard. I commend you.
Walking my dog and eating a taco in last night's dress.. Classy
If you sleep with another manager before the year is up you'll deserve an accomplishment sticker.
New drinking game, drink every time Rhianna says "Work" in her new song.
Let's be honest, college orientation is going to be "here's how to drink everclear"
I'm smoking and watching the Muppets Treasure Island. Where are you?
Something about that statement reminds me just how much of a role model you are, sis.
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