Oh i forgot. I hit on a mentally challenged girl too.
he wouldnt have sex with me because his guild had a misson on world of warcraft.
don't read that magazine bro. I came in it
I've had cake for breakfast the past 3 days. You tell me how bikini season is going.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Only you can can turn Jenga into a drinking and then a sex game.
The investigator asked if we were sharing a pitcher of margaritas. I corrected him and explained that we each had our own.
I mean you guys are my friends and all but if you fuck with me I will not hesitate to set you on fire
He gave me one look and told me I'm not allowed to board the plane if I'm still as drunk by departure time.
Maybe you can hide out somewhere she would never go. Like a counseling center or AA
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I tried to settle their lesbian roommate fight by turning on Pretty Wild
At least they play good movies in the waiting room of the pregnancy resource center.
Today one of my patients offered me pot brownies. Medical school worth it. Living the dream.
Google Maps needs to have a hungover setting. That bitch talks too loud and all I want is breakfast tacos & a bloody fucking mary.
I am luring the porn star to my house with chicken!
So I'm buying milk, bread, yogurt & lube. Not awkward at all
Basic items
Randomize