I feel kinda awkward using the Sesame Street themed Google to search for hot young pussy...
Walk of Shame time yet?
Dude she's 6"2, blonde and on the cheerleading team. I look like Seth Rogen's fatter, unfunny brother. What shame am I supposed to be feeling?
You can't keep basing your relationship off of the fact that you both love ramen noodles
I found out what happened to my eye. I punched myself in the face.
I legitimately just tried to piss above my head. I got to my chest at highest. There's piss everywhere.
I wish the ER had shaved that part of my head. It would be easier to show people my staples at the bar.
He'd pee in it. And since it's PBR I'd have no idea
I made $130 by ordering two pizzas and charging them $10 a slice. If they weren't so stoned they might have realized they could have just ordered another pizza for $20.
Where are you and why are you fighting with a bird?
Is it completely inappropriate to base my morning after pill purchase on if they sell coffee or not?
Life lesson: if a hot naked girl tells you to spit on something, you spit on it. No questions.
WE ARE DOOMED.
And not the good kind of doomed. Assuming there is one.
it isn't the robot apocalypse that's for sure
Should I give the penis ring toss game to good will or garbage
just found a joint on the street in downtown. smoked it with the hot guy from my chem class
WHAT IS UP WITH YOU SMOKING/ DRINKING THINGS OFF THE GROUND?
There's a big ass bed, hella ecstasy, and I can guarantee you'll regret every second that you remember.
Randomize
