yep. he's not circumcised. how did it take me six months to realize THAT?
I actually kind of like the booze poos. It's like a colon cleanse. I feel skinnier.
and then she yelled "im going to fuck the next guy that walks by me". so ya thats how i lost my virginity
almost just walked around my whole building with my bowl in my hand before i remembered 420 isnt a get out of jail free card
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And yes, in case u were wondering a 25 year old high school agriculture teacher did just hit on me At Walmart bc of my pinata
Do you have any pics of the gummy penis incident?
found a better reason to procrastinate than the usual sunday-don't-give-no-fucks. literally every one of my textbooks is soaked in captain. can't turn a page without gagging.
What shitty, shitty thing could you possibly tell me that doesnt top the fact that i got hammered and showed everyone i could shit while running
Now the circle is complete. Just interviewed a guy who was a higher up member of the team I worked for in my job before this place
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Well he wouldn't kiss me so I made out with a German girl, took a shot with my boss, and I think I sprained my ankle. It was a quiet Sunday for me.
You gave my cousin a blowjob and are facebook friends with my mom. Is there a name for this level of friendship?
Is it bad that I tried to build an outfit based around "What do people who use condoms look like when they buy condoms?"
I woke up at 2 AM to find them in my living room with a radio flyer wagon full of milk glass plates and a Holstein cow. How am I going to explain this to my landlord!?!
Never joke about your clitoris.
I only have sex with you to have a memory to masturbate to.
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