so my class lasted 15 minutes this morning because this kid puked all over himself..only at radford
I havent jerked off in so long, my dick literally prevented me from rolling over in my sleep this morning. new definition of painful?
As long as you don't die I'm in full support of your drinking decisions
also, I just found three random bruises on my knee. probably from when I was velcrod to the stairs
party gras won. party gras always wins.
Don't remember shit. It was only until I saw the glaze on my forearm that I knew you drove to get donuts last night. I also spent 20$ there apparently
Dude I am not desperate enough to pay my dealer in change. Maybe tomorrow.
I'm sitting with my parents watching football and moaned when I saw his shirtless picture. They looked at me weird so I had to turn the moan into a laugh. A sad, really horny laugh.
I feel like I deserve an award for facing my fear of penises in my face.
Two really nice girls helped clean the taco out of my hair.
My mom told me to get it out of my system now bc once I hit 30 it's not acceptable to get "white girl wasted".
Thanks for launching me off you reverse cowgirl. I think I chipped a tooth.
His new girl is probably classy and boring. I bet she doesn't feed him sour patch kids while she wiggles his weiner.
sorry I blacked out our whole relationship
And the next thing I knew I was blowing this random hot italian bartender with an uncircumcised penis in his work closet
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