Report just came out that Tim Tebow is a virgin but I have proof he is not. He's bent Florida State over the last four years in a row.
You're not pinnochio. Lying isn't going to make it bigger.
Do the low cut shirt test. If he stares at your tits even in front of your brother, he's down.
she had no gag reflex. and is an abercrombie model. i love college.
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i want to swaddle you in tequila
For some reason I knew you were going to smell like strippers and burritos when I hugged you.
You should know I just got pulled aside by TSA because they found a bottle of Bud Light in my backpack... Thanks for that...
Why does it always end up with me crying in my car.
Might just stay in and drink cuz of the hurricane. Yea I think Wisconsin might be safe but its a good reason to drink.
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well his nickname is liver of steel so it makes sense that his balls follow suit. tell him i say sorry
Hey are you going to the pride parade? If so get me a shit ton of condoms
I raged so hard that I was so hungover today I threw up out of a car window going 50mph cause my parents didn't pull over quick enough ...sorry to the people behind us
Stop talking and go back to bed. You're in the kitchen in your underwear and slept in your car.
His name was Dragon. For real. How do you not sleep with a Dragon? Don't judge me.
He showed up soaking wet with a flashlight and a ping pong ball. I couldn't say no
Well we've always known you have a weakness for guys with balls in their hands
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