The way you explained my vagina was exactly the way I would of described my breakfast burrito.
i'm lost and i look like a hooker
I like daylight savings. I don't care if it's 4 oclock it's not daydrinking if it's dark out
seek help.
Got 6 blowjobs in one weekend... new personal best.
He said that if more girls show up hes not going to ask ages... Spoken like a true sex offender
I'm hoping to finish this bottle of wine before I pass out, I don't want the remainder spilling on my white down comforter.
His IQ level must rival that of a comatosed aardvark.
By the way seagulls wings are very soft. And the lesbian and or by sexual twins say hello. Be home in the little bit time frame.
I'm wearing green eyeshadow so even if I end up totally naked I still won't get pinched.
Is this the point in which we come to terms with our lesbianism or is that after you send me more ass pics...
like stop just cause your whole life has been one enormous reject pile does not mean that i have to suffer too
Why do I have "apologize to Dave Coulier" written on my hand?
Just masturbating and watching Sports Center...is this what it's like to be a guy?!
You had a good week dude, you bought a motorcycle and a beer bong with ur parents money, missed 2 classes, and ran from security twice, good first 2 days to college
we have beer and we're watching the birds have sex in our yard.
Randomize
