No, veal is cruel because they chain them down, I'm talking about free range human babys here.
First rule of pills: If you can't remember what it is, take half.
And that's when he stuck his finger up his own ass to prove it would feel good...
Found a joint walking to class. I feel like the environment is rewarding me for being green.
I don't know how but I have our hotel room door handle in my purse... this can not be good
You left a trail of sequins from your dress incase we got lost
he keeps trying to sext me and all I can do is respond with descriptions of what im eating.
Its not low standards. We're more of like a self esteem camp for average girls
If you're that baked in a class full of people that know you're that baked you tend to offer up a peace offering. Its like the burrito of trust! If eaten you are now obligated to help maintain my grades and keep me from falling out of my chair. $3.75 a morning is worth it for that mafia type protection!
It has become abundantly clear why you give me pixie stix when you're drunk now...
do you think they make 'sorry for walking in on you drunkenly jacking of to a picture of me' cards?
Good. Go forth, young stallion. Destroy the vaginal region with your tidy crotch.
My cast smells like cheese steak rolls
By the time we got to McDonald's you were sharing a Big Mac with a stripper.
What the hell was that?
Genius. It was sheer genius.
At this point, I would not mind getting hit by a truck. It would mean I could get this over with quicker.
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