Got a toothbrush?
What did you even date her?
because emotionally unstable girls are great in bed.
I'm going to kill the bastard that switches my hot hookups from the previous night with ugly chicks
i just threw up ON my final. epic way to end the semester.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
arguing about whether his trip to england or my trip on acid was better
grown man stumbling drunk down green street wearing nothing but a hot dog costume and crying. its not even noon yet.
Just when I think I'm the one with the problem, I get home for the holidays and the family shows me what alcoholism is really about
I think the pivotal moment was when we used the see and say as a drinking game with shots of whiskey. It was all downhill after that.
I wish they made people sized litter boxes.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Hey, this is a mass text. I have a hospital bill from November, and I don't know from what. Did anyone bring me to the hospital on a drunken night that I don't remember...?
I was laying out of the open window, talking with him on the phone, while we were both puking at the same time.. Guys at the party called it "true love"..
Spending Thanksgiving making a swinging profile brings the day to a whole new level...
I would have wore underwear last night if I knew I had to change a tire this morning
Three cans of beer can fit in the shower catty... multi tasking
Got any extra dick over there? I’m running low
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