the Monday before Thanksgiving is not a Monday at all. Just Thursday in Monday suit.
We ran out of things to say while we were playing Never Have I Ever so we started playing I Have Done This... Have You?
woke up in nothing but a glued-on tiger tail. they used super glue.
Nothing good has ever or will ever come from 50 cent beers at the bowling alley..
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It wasn't random sex though, it was almost a relationship, built on lies and sex
When she was dating that guy she told me If they broke up, I would receive a call and no matter what I was doing I'd have to go over a fuck her. It's like being an EMT for sex.
It's hard being an adult. And by that I mean it's hard to tell the boy you like who rejected you that you can't share a room with him at white party because you don't want to see him bang other boys.
He was the only guy who ever made me cry..
Who, the park ranger who made you dump out your beer on the beach?
Well that's the thing. He does want to take me out... To a strip club. I see this going down a very bad road but you know I'm going to go.
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i made this one couple from ohio so uncomfortable that they left....and that was WHEN I HAD PANTS ON
I just had sex with the male version of myself. looks, mindset, even our boob to dick ratio was the same
You woke us up at 9:15 am still in your toga from last night saying "welcome to my house party...party". You had already filled up the pong cups with yaager/fireball and ordered a chicken platter... Who even delivered that that early???
So? Find me, fuck me, then you can go to sleep and I'll leave.
Wow. That's the most amazing thing anyone has ever said to me.
I wear drunk well.
I have hit the ultimate fuck buddy status. We pulled over in a construction zone to have a quickie.
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