I'm buying this stripper a house, I don't care what her name is.
Well, what part of "I've heard she has crabs" didn't you take into consideration?
Brutally Honest is my real middle name, Princess just sounds better.
Of course I was flustered, I had a lot of penis in my face.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
For my job application I just put "community gardener- personal business" for my previous work experience in place of the neighborhood pot grower/distributor
Quite frankly, I consider the fact that I'm NOT pregnant one of my greatest achievements and I'd like to chronicle that ongoing success. I'm going to post pictures of me at "0 weeks" once a week.
in literally every picture i'm wearing less and less of my costume.
On the back of that comment, I've formed a theory that as a result of my brainwashing your drunk self actually believes that beards are your calling.
Hello and welcome to the game 'Matt needs weed'! Rules are simple: first one to find a bag wins the fabulous prize of getting stoned with yours truly. Thank you for playing and good luck!!
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I'm sending you the three minute video I jus took,....it's of me eating a pear up close
I picked up a chick last night on crutches wearing a I am boobman tshirt. I love raves.
Never thought I would be taunted by little kids about my walk of shame
I need five more minutes of sobbing.. AND THEN I will get back to studying
I feel like hooking up with you on my floor, sneaking out my window and jumping a fence is an effort that deserves a happy birthday.
Why do so many fanfic writers want to see hockey players get pregnant?
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