If a girl drunk dials you she's at least entertained the idea of sleeping w/ you correct?
YES
Apparently you make a good broom.
Dude!! Mom just asked me why you have 'boobies' hahaha
I hate my life
the towel caught on fire outside the hottub but we were all too stoned to care
I feel like I need to get rid of the black eyeliner, glitter, and tequila breath before I to that world poverty conference..
I woke up to my dog puking on my bed. Looks like it was a successful night for us all.
Somehow me not being able to breathe due to cocaine doesn't seem very domesticated.
God she is annoying. I am only keeping her around on fb because I want to see if her baby comes out looking like an alien or not.
When I don't want to forget things I put them on my cigs.
C smoking isn't all bad
SIMBAAAA REMEBER WHO YOU ARE
The international association of gay square dance clubs had a booth set up in the lobby of my hotel.
He was publicly touching my boobs before I even knew he's a famous World Cup skier.... That's how hot he was
Do not confuse my plans for being an adult though. I will ABSOLUTELY be practicing suturing, on my porch, while getting stoned.
I just saw elmo dancing with gumby. The bars at 7a.m. are AWESOME.
you going clubbing tonight?
well its tuesday isnt it
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