I like how you formally end text interactions, just turn your phone off or don't respond you pervert
She seriously needs to find another hobby other than bouncing on cock.
I think I'm maturing; i was gonna watch porn and then take a nap but i motivated myself to put my laundry in first.
Would it be too much if i wore depends to new moon so i dont miss any of it?
idk how it happened. she made a very smooth transition from crying to blowing me
don't worry about the poodle she's always like that. she's like 14 years old and ate a bag of weed when she was a puppy.
Hey I never found my wallet but i did find a bag of 14 soft taco supremes
I have your wallet. Trade you for the tacos.
Just got a message from a guy on a dating site who says he helped me remove lime pulp from my eye in a club toilet 2 weeks ago.
If i ever have a kid with an outie i'm giving it up for adoption
He's beautiful. His facial hair makes me wanna cum in it
Ew, no. But yeah I feel the same
I've never said "lesbians" so many times in a short response answer
Any idea why my ass cheeks are bruised again?
The fact that theyre bruised AGAIN means you're not adult enough to know why.
i don't know what it is about you being around kids that makes me want to screw your brains out
That is the creepiest and also the sexist thing you've ever said
i think it's like a sexual celebration of not having kids
you've already made the comitment to pee in public you should at least whip your dick out
Periods are much less exciting when you're not sexually active.
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