would you ever date a girl who drove an 89 Chrysler LeBaron? - for the record it's a convertable
If i die in the snow, get to my laptop and delete all of the nickelback. password is "barry"
as in "white"?
Bring more bourbon. Day drunk just hit another level.
Fuuuuck. Forgot it's October. FYI scarecrows are gonna fuck you up when you're driving high
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Well technically because of daylight savings, I only lasted 15 mintues.
He walked into my room in the middle of the night, whispered something about the patriot act, and took my tv.
Why does She think it's her duty to welcome in freshman through the welcome mat that is her vagina
It's a piss down the stairs of the hotel kind of night
In a strange taxi 3059. Battery dying I'm dying. Bye.
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I'm not a horrible person, I just see what everyone chooses to politely ignore.. And occasionally say it aloud whilst deeply intoxicated.
Just got gas in my car for the first time while high. Went better than expected.
There's like a dolphin trainer convention here or something. I will parlay this trip to Vegas into riding Shamu if its the last thing I do.
Shhhh less advice, more soothing words and dirty phrases
Also epiphany: I gotta quit fucking with dudes that have never seen Harry Potter. They all turn out to be shitheads who probably eat honeydew.
The last thing I remember saying was "Tequila for all!!"
If you count the sounds from the room down the hall....that was definitely NOT the last thing that came out of your mouth.
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