new low.... made out with someone while peeing
She said she didn't want to have sex because she was so torn up about "this whole NBC thing."
The kid taped his penis down so that he wouldn't get a boner while dancing with girls. Oh these middle school man whores never cease to amaze me.
He needs to realize that there's a big difference between "I love you" and "I love your dick"
I just watched nsync videos for the past half hour and you could totally tell lance bass was gay in all of them
He tried to write down the address for the cab on half a bagel.
Aww you are cute. With your penis. And failures.
Gina was bawling her eyes out and then she ran into the street and peed. she kept screaming "LOOK WHAT YOUVE DONE TO ME"
I'd rather blow Nickelback than be told he gave me gonorrhea. I'd even post it on Facebook for all of the world to like, share, and judge me.
We should just do therapy together, clearly we have all the same issues. It's why we are friends.
I haven't included my nuts in a shave since the Shaq/kobe Lakers era. I gave my self the ol full court press in order to change the tempo.
Today's psa: there are certain parts of your body you shouldn't scratch while wearing fake nails.
you just tore your cootch a new one, didn't you?
Nothing like being naked and confused and clutching a scented candle...at least I woke up in my own bed though.
Why is there a horse in the backyard?
I stayed at my gfs last night. This is all on you.
That butt dial turned into a booty call.
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