Just saw a girl in a wheelchair puke then rally. Diversity matters.
Found him. He was passed out on the couch at the new place in a room full of burnt pizza smoke.
i was that girl throwing up in the urinal. it was a dark moment in my life.
I'm standing outside of the bar watching homeless men teach a kid how to pee of the sidewalk.
She looked at my cock with a kind of resigned disappointment.
I got up before the sun today. That makes me sun for the day.
When did you start smoking in order to be high by 4:30?
You slammed your face into the toilet and declared you were moving your bed into the bathroom in the morning. Also, you insisted on crawling everywhere because feet are "overrated."
Ice that vagina down, get some coffee, and try not to walk with a limp. It's time to dominate, pull it together
Yeah I was convinced everyone knew I was high. Time was passing way too slowly for anyone NOT to notice.
after what u told me last night I think we're past the wtf zone and at this point u should just join me in wondering if my barista lover is a gay porn star
No, and she still hasn't answered me...I get a whole series of text messages about Guatemalan anal bleaching but no fucking answer to my question.
He may be 6' 6" but I'm 180 lbs of pure rage and determination
It's one of the few times I hit fuck it levels of not caring
Have u seen my vagina and my gorilla costume? Im in need of it.
My face is going numb. I think it's time I call it quits
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