i feel like when youre not in my profile picture no one knows who i am.
we were so high we made up an elaborate backstory because we were paranoid about going into the wig shop w/o being serious wig shoppers
I'm blazed about to take my 8am final. Another girl is too. We just looked each other in the eyes. She's my soul sister.
I legitimately just tried to piss above my head. I got to my chest at highest. There's piss everywhere.
My mom said that if she can come this weekend, she'll buy the weed.
I think i blacked out...but i remember licking your teeth
i'm just sitting here watching hocus pocus, eating takeout, and taking self esteem quizzes online while everyone is out partying. you tell me how my night is.
You yelled "hold my dick" before you tackled the guy away from the dj and two random girls moved to actually hold it, then argued about it. I want that whore aura!
You don't even know. The entire marching band thinks I'm an alcoholic.
Ok well i was gonna say you can only borrow my fog machine if you will use it to emerge from your room in a cloud of smoke after having sex with sarah, so yeah we're good
I felt like the hulk waking up from a black out except with munchies
I feel like you can't break up with someone on 420. It's against stoner code
Fuck me I smell like cheese
My neck feel like I've been sucking Goliath's dick.
I put on a face mask and masturbated for an hour... my face now has a green tint
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