my weekend in 10 words or less: hot friend of a friend, open bar, beach house, sore. In that order too.
Is it a little weird that I have a ridiculous urge to have sex while the theme song to the Pirates of the Carrbibbean blares in the background?
Im eating ham and mustard naked, watching south park, but its totally cool cuz the paper plate is covering my nuts
I wonder how skeet ulrich feels about the skeet skeet phrase and and what it denotes.
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Convinced the bartender that I'm a congressman. Free Drinks. God bless America.
Is it bad when your hot neighbor is crying on her porch, and your 2nd thought is "maybe her boyfriend cheated on her and she'll want to fuck me for revenge sex?"
Perfectly normal.
do you think the bartender judged us for asking for shots of well vodka and water chasers?
i'm pregaming while finishing a paper on cardio myocyte contractility in mice. i'm kicking finals week's ass right now
Was awful. Wedding photos taken by a river with used syringes floating past. Had to ask the bride to put down a can of rum to have her photo taken.
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I'm just crazy horny about you
His ass WILL be my cock's next vacation home.
I wish I had a dick so I could say shit like that.
I hope none of us try to run for public office one day
I still can't believe I was army crawling thru his backyard at 2am..
It felt like I was on painkillers mixed with Molly mixed with the sinking feeling I'll die alone. 10/10 doing again.
You are hungover. Your arguments are irrational an incoherent. We only played twice. Have some Gatorade and take a knee.
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