Three 40's of Mickeys, is no excuse to be naked at Baskin Robins.
At least my shower head will respect me in the morning.
So excited for tonight I might actually pee my pants BEFORE I get blackout
You would think that someone would have been sober enough to object to vodka bong races.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
promise me that when we are 32, we will look nothing like Kim Zolciak. Promise me right this instant.
It really ruins the moment when you have to ask to resend the nude pics.
Yep. Just threw myself a bachelorette party with my coworkers penis before I re-enter the holy order of monogomous relationships.
Aaaand I cut your bangs with a large knife last night ...
What's that word that means bigger and smaller and bigger and smaller, again?
Goddamn it, Jaime, it's 4am. Throbbing. The word is throbbing.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I sent him an 18 page sext. He's going to have a good morning.
You rolled around on the floor, yelled about being a "half-zombie" and bit that guy on the leg who was hitting on me.
BECAUSE THIS IS AMERICA AND DONUTS AND TITTIES AND ALCOHOL IS WHAT THIS COUNTRY WAS FOUNDED ON
Literally just napped at strip club. Don't know how long
Death by dick. An honorable death. Put a picture of his dick in the photo collage at my funeral.
Chick in the kitchen making breakfast.. Yours or mine?
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