Luol and I just scored with two 40 year old married chicks. They dropped us off on the way to soccer prctic. The kids in the back were confused. Call me.
I just spilled my beer all over my laptop.. this is what i get for actually trying to do homework
Only your vagina holds the key to what happened last night.
Just got physical proof that at 6 am i was running around with raw potatoes threatening to mash them on his floor. Hello, Mobile uploads
I remember tearing his shower curtain down but I don't remember trying to shave my vag...
WHAT DO YOU MEAN I DIDN'T APOLOGIZE? THERE WAS A PEACE OFFERING MADE VIA TACO BELL.
I love you, but you should know I'll always ditch you for weed.
you better not pull some "waking up at 2 in the afternoon" shit, we have weed to smoke.
Ikeep having to ask jim if I'm actually talking. I canmt feel my body...this is what Christmas is all about
I complimented him on his choice of carpeting while he was humping me.
Her roomates have been scoring her hookups. I got 8.9, best of the week!
THERE IS A WINE CUBE IN MY ASS THIS IS NOT GOING AS PLANNED
There's a drag queen here that reminds me strongly of you. You should try crossdressing.
Dude just bought the table 3 bottles of champaign and broke one on the floor as his "signature" and he makes me want this recession hit harder
I wanna get high and watch Shrek tonight...don't make me do it alone.
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