You know that restaurant that is like over by home depot?
That shitty one? I heard the food sucks there
It's my parent's restaurant
wake up i wanna do it froggy style
Drank beer out of a hotwheels bucket all night
like why cant he just admit that he still wants to fuck me even though im underage
I just got a facebook invite to join a group called "bring back the old franzia spout." i never want our generation to grow up.
I stayed at the bar and helped clean up cause I was told I'd get free shots. Didn't happen.
i don't know. but im upstairs in the closet with a burger i found in their fridge
I'm using my breathalyzer result sheet as a coaster for my 40.
He made me brush his hair afterwards because it made him feel like a ken Barbie.
God I hope the sex was good.
Should we go get some celebratory "I'm not pregnant" tacos?
Seriously. All I want right now is a 40 with a nipple on it, and a nap
What is the acceptable way to offer a trade of sex for a few hours of body heat?
I POOPED CONFETTI TOO. Ingested unacceptable amount of it oh my god can I die from this?
Just got caught by my boss looking at porn on the work computer & he decided to utilize this time to look with me. Not sure if this is good or bad.
I need an outfit that says "thanks for hiring me" but also says "i want dick in my mouth".
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