hi i'm bored and kind of... in a sort of dirty mood
pics
no i'm at a mixer dressed up as the teenage mutant ninja turtles
I was just curling my hair topless and I just burned my nipple. Ouch.
Bought a water-proof vibrator. Rubber ducky is no longer the one that makes bathtime so much fun.
Just don't lie down.. Throwing up upwards is NOT cute the second time.
I'm really not interested in hearing from him. Unless there is casual sex involved
ok perfect im about to bedazzle our mini keg named hans. he is ready to rage
Second night back. Go to house party and played ring of fire. Me plus five other people completely naked. College wins.. It's going to be a long semester
Everyone looked at me like I just fucked a gopher and was wearing it like a hat
We enjoyed our moment of partial gayness together
Watermelon juice. Makes everything better. Gin. Wine. EVERYTHING.
I think it's time for a new pick up line. So far my " hey you want to go back to my place, order a pizza and fuck?" Has set me at an all time low downtown 0/4
The beer bottle was sticking out of your zipper and you shook it onto unsuspecting patrons
SKIIIIIIIIIIII, trip mo foes! Let-ith the epic- ness begin ith. Heroes go forth, nAy Sayers fuckin die. This is for the good of mankind! See you on the morrow
Apologies to the number who did not expect to get this but certainly be jealous of us.
How do you know i dont look like i got attacked by a weedwacker on bath salts?
I think/hope James is drunk. He's standing in the front lawn loudly declaring "I AM a popsicle!" Over and over....
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