I would pay so much money for a video of you fucking a sheep
It's sad because pictures are supposed to say a thousand words, and theirs just say 'fat'
my mom sold the house because of the grow room the couple saw i had in the basement.
so just saw tiger woods pull a page out of his wifes book and hit some kid in the head with a golf club
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reaaaally cool. my cat ate my birth control.
It's the eternal vodka... it never seems to go away
UPDATE: lighting the grill with Bacardi. Haven't slept. Forgot the hamburger buns. Almost out of our eighth handle.
Handcuffs are allowed in carry on luggage :) just checked
I started screaming "MY PARENTS ARE MORMON" at a stranger and promptly proceeded to run into a wall. How do you think it went?
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My boobs are numb because I've been using them as stress balls
my ass is still wet. this is highly unpleasant. give me 5 to get changed and I'm all yours. or you can yell things to me while I shower and burn clothes
Vodka Vensday. With a Russian accent... It counts.
Um, when I went down on you it got stuck there. Still had gum in my mouth. Didn't exactly have use of my hands to assist
And a hot pocket after we fucked. Heaven.
i keep smelling vagina and donuts, which pretty much sumarises this morning. happy birthday.
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