Successfully pulled the houdini tonight. Check that off my list.
i'm surrounded by gay midgets. not sure if i'm bragging or asking you to come rescue me. wait for follow up.
So we sucessfully lit our bathtub on fire. Thought you should know.
I sold 10 pepperonis for 5 dollars last night....i fucking love drunk people
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He promised he'd be the first bidder on my ebay item if i went home with him. Worth it.
If I can't get a one-legged man to love me, what the hell chance do I have with a NORMAL guy???
she said shes getting her period tomorrow so she wants to have sex now. i didnt object. it would have been heartless.
ofcourse you didnt.
apparently 20 random guys watched the process of me being carried on a mattress through the dorms
i was surprised by the severity of his small dick condition
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She just rubbed her face all over pool chalk. I feel like it's time to go
I walked in and she was kneeling on the ground with no pants on, throwing up, and holding the puppy. It was one of those moments, where i was like damn i wish i had my camera.
Just got road head. In broad daylight. On the interstate. During rush hour. Pushing the envelope one public bj at a time.
You are the ghost of drunk bitches past, present, and future.
Worst sex ever! He was a talker for sure! I was on top and out of no where he said "Oh you bad bitch?" I stopped and left.
I’ve got full Covid immunity, blonde hair and great tits! I’m basically unstoppable
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