DOES ANYONE KNOW THE NINJA TURTLES
hahaha Yeah oh well, she wrote on my facebook wall, That's almost like a digital hand job
honey bunches of taint.
i dedicated my morning wood to you.
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You seriously don't know?He was trying to arrest you and you were shouting that you were being punk'd. Punk'd? that show got cancelled like 5 years ago.
I feel like I would bang a guy with a dick piercing just to say I have...like climbing a huge mountain or somethig
So, I picked up my 7 ft tall lamp post and used it to close my door. I feel quite accomplished.
It's summer and yet I still can't have one library session w/o seeing someone who has had their penis in me.
I booked us a cruise for November. Lose 20 pounds and don't cheat on me before then.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
No, I did not fuck him for football tickets. I fucked him for tickets to the superbowl. I'm not that much of a slut.
Grandpa got a dui while riding a horse. This is what I need to live up to.
My car windows are covered in lube. Happy 4th of July!
It's a long story, but I accidentally peed on my dog. I'll tell you about it tomorrow, and we shall never tell my wife.
I'm to the point where I just want to get back at him in a hot man sex tornado way.
Driving, getting head and talking to your boss on the phone is not a good combination. I nearly died
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