kristin has been a bad kristin
Don't feel obligated to get back to me but I think I just fell in love with a middle aged waitress at the Dennys in waco. She's used but in good condition.
i might even pee on it at walmart i am so nervous
MRIs the morning after St. Patty's Day was a poor choice.
We met on a dual walk of shame. It has to be love, we can't let that go to waste. I want to tell our children that story.
her and i fucked to a michael jackson song and she had it memorized so she squealed every time he did
he locked me out then poked me with a fork when i tried to get in through the window
he fucked me so hard i could feel my pelvis shifting. like i legit feel more prepared for childirth now
I AM COVERED IN FAKE BLOOD AND REAL CUM. I AM AWESOME
also dude totally apologize for the whole drunken "want something in my mouth" text
Check the mailbox while you're out!
I already looked this morning. You go check and see what you won on Ebay after your day drinking spree.
I was looking at our sex bingo and pretty much every single row or column has at least one kind of person that is harder to find than all the rest
We've made things harder for ourselves
The struggle will be part of the fun
I know I'm not a hook-up kind of chick but he is a firefighter & an EMS worker. I felt like maybe I'd be a good person if I let a good person inside of me
Just spilled beer all over my bed. Should cut myself off, but instead I just took my shirt off and used it as a towel.
Give me a few. Gonna ride the rollercoaster.
Randomize
