you miss my big massive throbbing cock dont you?
Woah.
that's not how you spell hell yes.
I was scared of Debbie's boobs today. They were all huge and scary looking
yeah bitch needs to recognize there's only one person with this face
tried unsuccessfully for 10 minutes to do bong hits while wearing glow in the dark vampire fangs before realizing air was getting out of the sides of my mouth
The bride says you won't want any of the single ladies...
Let's let the open bar be the judge of that.
he just looked at me and whispered "these are my sea lions. my sea lions." and then went back to licking the mirror
Cavemen vs astronauts. weapons to be determined. Who would win?
Attention ladies coming to the party tonight! Tonight will be another chance to win the 5 bucks for getting my cousin hard. Bring your a-game, no one has been able to overcome the whiskey dick yet. Good luck.
He just kept yelling cup my balls to everyone they kicked us out after 20 min
Do I not have a Brazilian bc of my boyfriend situation or do I not have a boyfriend bc of my brazilian situation?
I yelled kanye while he was fucking me. It just felt right
My head feels like Jesus is projectile vomiting hammers on it
new dating motto: let your guard down, not your panties
Awk moment when I forgot to tell my hookup about visitor parking so he got towed
You know Sunday Funday was a success when 'puke and rally' came at lunchtime on Monday.
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