My ? Is...... Would it be sweet or creepy to take a girl on a first date to chigago?
creepy.
like if they didnt have tits and vagina, they have no idea how uninteresting to us they would be
Just gave my little brother the collection of clothes that boys have left in my room since I've been in college for his birthday.
OMG bikini contest at the bar. You can see this one chicks scar from her c-section and I'm pretty sure she is the best of the bunch.
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If I give you a key to my place you have to promise to one day wake me up with a blowjob.
And by one day I mean once every two weeks.
I also found a beer label in my bra and I'm pretty sure you put it there and said "this means I trust you"
If we could give a gymnastic score to drunken nights, I would be a part of the Fab Five.
Sometimes you have a life bucket list item checked off like 4 tits in your face simultaneously and getting to bang them both. I'm sorry I bailed on skiing but not really. Coming over with a boombox playing 'heat of the moment' as soon as I can hail a cab cause I'm too drunk to drive still...
Drunk logic "let's go outside in front of the bar to get sick"
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You should just construct a mini-city, actually. Then destroy, photograph and post. Who could turn down a dick that conquered a whole city? Craigslist personals wont know what hit it.
Themes for tonight: men who look like bill Gates but sing smash mouth songs. Women who's names are also food. Haircuts that DO NOT cover bald spots.
i tried to propose to him with my nipple ring but i couldnt figure out how to take it out
He's like a father figure to me, except we have casual drunk sex every now and then
You know it's been a rough week when you funnel beers by yourself.
He put his number in my phone as Steve handsome
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