literally followed a trail of condoms to the bus stop this morning. Ahh modern-day bread crumbs
but he used his one phone call to call mom and wish her happy mothers day, that's gotta count for somethin
Thank you for getting us into that car accident. I have had more guys hit on me than ever before because of my broken fingers.
Well if were past the bullshitting stage yes if not then no I'm not that kind of guy
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Ever find yourself wondering if your life is God's way of telling a joke?
I literally recorded a toilet flushing to make it his ringtone to remind me what a piece of shit he is
I think our camping neighbours like us. We're the drunk girls trying to chop firewood with no pants on at 3 in the afternoon.
Just got invited out of group to take shots after hearing her gay friend say "why would I give him my alcohol so you can suck his dick. It's going to be a good night
Now you have tequila AND fuzzy slippers. Fuck you. I want that to be MY night.
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I almost stepped in a homeless mans stream of urine as he was peeing. I love this city.
im on the hungover til tuesday pabst blue ribbon diet
Pizza and koolaid didn't even make me feel better. This hangover means business
I'm mailing you cans of corn and that's final.
I got a snap of someone jumping off a light pole. Was that you? Please confirm or deny. #onWisconsin
All I remember was you telling him there was something behind him so he would turn around and you could slide down his carpeted stairs on your belly without a shirt on. How's that carpet burn btw?
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