remember that night jesus turned water into wine? DRUNKER.
she gave me one of her senior pics and told me specifically to give it to you. In other words she still wants to suck your dick.
New first...just saw an entire family of homeless hitch hikers...kids and all. God, i love Oklahoma!
dude, she masturbates with a ken doll.
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Thanks for the birthday present, i had so much fun playing with it
Are you talking about my vagina?
Party at my house. Liquor pinata. Your presence is required.
i jus dunped the rest of my drink down the sink and tool my bra off. pretty sure this is the best decision for everybody.
I wanna get shitfaced and yell about Tim tebow
The number of times I've puked in the Walgreens bathroom is becoming way too many for my pride.
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There's two sisters at this place and they look competitive. Try for a threesome tonight?
Also his beard was very delicious looking. I wanted to touch it so bad, but I held back.
Eating pizza and drinking wine while I watch the Victoria's Secret Fashion Show. The wine is for reducing the pain of falling asleep with more insecurities than what I woke up with.
Cocaine can totally be concealed as MAC finishing powder. Drug dealer creds just went up 120 percent
Well I got black out drunk before the rehearsal dinner and berated my family with insults. But other then that it was a good time
Sooo...you're driving 6 hours for free booze?
Don't judge me.
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