my girlfriends now gay ex-boyfriend kissed me. tell maddie i can't hangout today
btw, your gf is going to want to talk to you today...and consequently you're probably not going to want to talk to me...just a heads up
fyi, if youre wondering if offering a female police officer sexual favors will get you out of a ticket, the answer is no.
So I made him an imaginary sandwich and told him that the day I didn't have to fake it, neither would he.
Someone wrote Kyle's bitch on me too. I dont even know who Kyle is.
He wanted to put Kesha on after he came in my mouth. I had to draw some sort of trashy, gay line.
This is your typical drubkba Amy test. Shout out to jisus for auto correct
the question is "speedos?" and the answer is "yes".
Going through my purse trying to find money for this cab but all I keep pulling out if chicken from my burrito o ate an hour ago. Help?
i think smoking weed in a ladies bathroom on the beach with two dudes might be the shadiest thing ive done in a while
Passing out on a toilet is not classy no matter what you're wearing. Not even a pea coat.
I wouldn't call that a crush. It was more of a minor brain aneurism.
Getting "I couldn't find the front door so I climbed in through window" drunk seems to be a habit of yours
He asked me for a pic so I sent him a pic of my boyfriends dick.
I let a 30 year old guitar player that works at a call center go down on me in his backseat last night
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