I'm so bored and have no one to sexy text
You love popeyes more than me
does delicious chicken come out of your vagina?
I woke up in my girlfriends bed with another guy laying next to me. wtf.
I'm having a chugging contest on the streetcar. The driver is judging.
Plus someone just passed me a joint through the window. BEST STREETCAR RIDE EVER
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I'm making tacos. Give me one good reason why we shouldn't be high while eating those tacos.
We used the solo cup bag for her hair tie. Desperate times call for desperate measures.
Just drank an entire bottle of champagne for lunch. It's gonna be that kind of semester.
If graduating leads me to stop getting naked at inappropriate times in public places I'm going to be pissed
The only pictures I have are of me being stoned or me looking like a man, which do you prefer?
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I went to the bathroom, came back, and my friend was sleeping leaning up against the stripper pole.
Dude...I slept walked to the free condom bin in the lounge last night. I don't know why.
I just got a girl to make out with me just by saying "get at me." Get at me
You need to stop telling people you gained weight over the holidays. You've been fat since July.
He said he would get me a helmet and bedazzle it with my name and address so the cabs would know where to take me
I have a dinner date combo blowjob event with Tristan tonight.
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