My 3rd grade teacher, who was also my fav, thought i was in prison. That seriously upsets me.
spell your last name, im trying to find you on facebook
Its like we are women, and boise state is a gangster rap song. This game is degrading
Defrosting my mini wheats in the microwave was a bad choice
I was drunk at peters. now im drunk at my apartment. and hungry. but mcdonalds is broken. wtf
i have a "get your shit together" dinner with my parents tonight. After that ill be down to party
Thanks for convincing the hot dog guy to give me one for $1 after I drunkenly dropped the first one. I loved your reasoning "I know you mark that shit up! I work in retail!"
Umm, ya, half our class is sitting in starbucks passing around flasks. Yes, flasks. Plural. Going to join them, we're all giving oral presentations in 20. Go hard or go home.
Now that makes it sound like you had sex with a guy in batman costume and you never took the mask off so you can't 100 percent be sure.
Pagan metal show. There is a folk dance happening in the mosh pit. Also, I have no idea where we are.
Sometimes you've gotta crawl to stay concious
Using my graduation announcement box as a table to roll a blunt on. I've official stopped giving a shit about senior year
No, the high point was when you stood on a chair and shouted you were the god of tits and wine.
It's a mix of hot dirty sex and week old bong water
She is beauty she is grace
she’s masturbsting in front of an open window while drunk af 9am
i thought you had class
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