he started drinking at 9am with grey goose and pancakes. He IS my hero.
If it's any consolation, your boobs looked awesome.
I went to the haunted house just to see her - Hello new fetish!
I'm imaging you naked, covered in butter. And I gotta say, I'm not impressed.
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If our text convos ever saw the light of day lives would be in tatters
So what's going on?
We hit boys town to get stupid. I mean invading Iraq stupid.
By the way I peed in a mug last night cause you were in the bathroom and im pretty sure it is still in the kitchen.
We had sex to beyonce's "drunk in love" and then he order me pizza. It was perf
Idk I was embarrassed that I hit it too hard so I played it off by spitting out bong water like a 'whales blowhole'
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Just check with her if girls can get blown, that's all.
We got a lap dance! I touched a boob!
Not only did I get the promotion, but last night after sex he took me outside and let me hold it for him while he peed in the snow. I made a heart. This week is going amazing
He bedazzled a shirt for me that said "best head giver" should I be thankful for the gift or concerned that he has a bedazzler?
Pretty sure that I just proved those labels that say "non-flammable" wrong. totally unrelated, We just made your futon fly with a shitload of fireworks
i just turned on my printer and found 10 pounds of german chocolate inside. i think i found where you hid your candy last night
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