I'm starting a business if you want to get involved
oh boy
Its called Cut N Tugs, haircuts with happy endings
In case you were wondering, you weren't dreaming. I really did get stuck between my bed and the wall last night.
the whole city is out of plan b pills. this is the meanest game of musical chairs ever.
currently hungover, lying in bed and cutting cheese with my drivers license. ashamed? not even a little bit.
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Idk. I woke up marinating in beer on my beanbag. Idk what you mightve done.
Ahahhahaha I'm not that stupid but then again I thought cabo was in Africa until yesterday
You guys bombarded us in the bathroom and that kid whipped his dick out and peed in the sink.
Is she okay?
She may want to issue revenge punches, but medically fine.
Just bailed on her the best way possible. Got tickets to the game. Only issue is.... if we lose, we not only lost, but I skipped sex to watch us lose
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Apparently I give handjobs in my sleep. So that's interesting.
You were silly, high, and chewing on things.
Getting dome in the backseat of a friends car with Ariana Grande playing in the background was probably the most romantic part of my night
I'm trying to get weird tonight. Like I want to see bitches crawling on all fours drinking milk from bowls and shit by 5 am. You down?
Her vagina is like the upper echelon of Scientology and I don't have enough money to get in
I am not walking across campus just to give you a blow job in the hopes that in return i can study more efficiently.
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