I love wearing low cut shirts cuz then when class gets boring, I can look down and admire my breasts.
Can you deep fry cheerios do you know? crucial question
I am currently google image searching dick piercings, trying to see what I'm getting myself into.
i just sat down and hooked up with this girl. after she left i called over another girl and did the same. this happened about four more times and i never left my chair
Sometimes I wonder how different my life would be if I didn't share a weekly margarita with my mom since i was 12
His IQ level must rival that of a comatosed aardvark.
I feel as though sleeping all day due to the effects of prescription painkillers paid for by union insurance made this the most American day ever for me
Donating $10 to Sandy victims for every hurricane I drink tomorrow. Buying me alcohol just became a good cause.
He told me he felt like he was just pistol-whipped by Testicle Man.
"YOU ALWAYS BEEN A HOE YOU ALWAYS GONE BE A HOE. THAT'S JUST THE WAY IT'S GONE BE." overheard at temple
hell no. i was not wasting my two tears of virginity on him.
Let's make an agreement. No drugs until you finish all your homework. I'm hiding them as we speak.
I see your boobs were ready to greet the new year.
Went to take a shower. Brought my wine, forgot my towel.
there were rolls with just one bite out of each one leading to the bedroom. you were laying on the bed naked and yelled 'you did it you followed the bread crumbs!'
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