Fuck Jersey, the house im in is so baller but this state just cannot win.
all I remember was being half naked drinking water on my hands and knees from her dogs water bowl.
Kind of a slow process. Played 9 holes with her yesterday. Wish one of them was hers
strike ten. I need to stop drinkng
On my arm I have 12 dashes, and below is written "plus 2 pretty stout whiskey drinks, so, you be the judge"
Oh god. There is a bite mark in the bar of soap. Please tell me I was not that wasted.
i have one question about last night
if this is about your fridge being filled with hotdogs, sour cream, and PB&J open-faced sandwiches, i can explain
Aw c'mon. You have to see if the spinning penis rumor is true.
Just put a dog collar on someone's child.....was a great hit with everyone but his mom.......I think she hates me. I'm okay.with that
We are lost and the only things we have are peanut brittle, cookies and vodka. I think we'll make it.
Just saw a dude in a banana costume get beat down by a one shoed black dude wearing a kilt...paninis is such a shit show after 10 on a Saturday
You pulled out a fucking recorder and started playing along with all the songs on your playlist and refused to hit the j
Put some vodka in it
Its 7am
put some vodka in it
I found a bar with Metallica and a fire eater. I'm home
I feel like my entire body is ashamed of me today
You're a god amongst men today
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