I just wanted to let you know that if you dont tell me to stop texting i will still keep on trying, you matter to me
restraining order is on its way, crazy bitch
Well we can cross off dogs, dating sites, and real life as ways to help you meet a chick.
just used a paint mixing cup as a shot glass. thank u art school.
It's 3 am and my parents just came up the driveway in a limo. They didn't leave in a limo. I'm scared to even ask.
We got a 5L jug of wine for 3 Euro. Italy was a good choice.
I look like a zombie and smell like a stripper. Its gonna be a good day.
At least you got some premium homework time. Still drinking vodka from a coffee cup?
I switched to water. When the numbers get blurry you are no longer being productive.
Heb just said, and I quote, "let's go to Who's On Third and fuck a fishbowl with our mouths. I am going to fuck this van." and then he humped a van.
Are there any plans to where i might need to be dressed semi-nicely or is it a "pants optional" weekend?
EVERYTHING IS DISNEY. Even my sexting can lead to Disney.
Ugh I feel like I just got hit by a big giant sex bus.
Update: I just threw up in between cars in the parking lot of magic kingdom.
In case I die. I'm in ares truck with a bartender named Dave from chuys. JUST IN CASE. And let the people know my last words were suck my dick. My like literally.
I'm trying to secure Christmas dick. Idgaf if he has strep or not.
Oh and people at work think i got knocked up so my gay roomie is claiming it as his lol
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