As a matter of fact my bong is named Hulkamania brother
billy ray cyrus is narrating a show on the history channel. my iq cant decide whether to go up or down.
He just knocked over the beer pong table... I haven't seen so much fail in one room since I watched "Mall Cop" with my grandma
She put her phone in her underwear and it somehow managed to work it's way into her vagina. she has a BLACKBERRY.
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just fit an iguana in a condom...have pics
And then I interrupted the father of the groom, to ask if she was "ballet or pole" in the middle of his story about his niece, the dancer.
Just rolled over and found your boyfriend in bed with me. Is mine at your house?
He told me he breastfed 'til he was six. That explains the obsession with me getting fake tits. Is it a red flag?
in my lab write-up should i mention that i watered my plant with tequila?
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The slot machines are wishing me happy birthday. Mission success.
As long as you don't want to make a shrine out of my eyelashes It's all good
I had a glass of wine for breakfast. It's gonna be a rough week.
woke up this morning and she was gone. but she left a box of donuts on the counter with a note saying "for all the 'o's you gave me last night"
My dog and I just went outside to pee together.
You were laying next to me in bed at 4:30 a.m. I asked if you were drunk and you said you weren't drunk you were buzzed like a bumblebee. Then kept rambling on about having to call out of work.
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