Wanna demo a makeout? Check box yes or no. Or maybe. Okay bye.
So did the night end well for you?
I stole a traffic cone and drunk texted my sister because i couldn't think of any other girl to text
so we told my parents we were going trick or treating. got high as shit at some playground. and then bought our own candy so we looked legit when we got home.
if you could put a roof over IU campus it would be the biggest whorehouse in the nation
you are the best fuck buddy i could have, all the others get feelings and morals involved
Is it bad that on the course evaluation it said "do you normally try harder than other students in class" and i circled "absolutely false"?
Just heard this lady walk by on her phone saying "did everyone orgasm?"
Calling yourself a modern day Geisha doesn't justify being a whore.
I was busy. But now I'm about to consume alcohol and chicken. We shall see where this takes us. Maybe to the moon, maybe to the floor. I have no idea.
Nothing says "I mean business" like using a cart at the liquor store.
Are you ok?!
I assume I've stopped bleeding because I haven't passed out, but can't verify currently.
Two of the boys I banged while living in that house are about to move into it hahhaaha
You need to stop leading guys on at bars - you're a lesbian.
And now I'm a lesbian with better self-esteem.
It's OK, I woke up in a drag queen's bed last weekend. It took me forever to get the glitter out of my cleavage.
Its like Gods punishment for wanting to party
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