like i told you yesterday: virgins, blood, my name. do it.
I swear if his heart was half the size of the cum stains he's left on my sheets we would have the perfect relationship
okay, please tell me Cammy is the one who put the picture and note on my desk saying "beat off to this homeboy"
Drinking, I should not. Got here I don't know. Still drunk, I am. At courtneys.
I wish you could take over my body and feel what my nipple feels like right now
But he's not just anonymous male genitalia anymore. I've met him, I've seen his face.
No apologies necessary. Just give me sex and Pop Tarts, and we'll call it even.
it was one of those unspoken contracts of silence like "I teach your daughter and you work at a strip club"...I don't tell if you don't
i don't think i have enough personality to make it through this date sober.
Within the first 2 minutes of this morning, I found out the Lions lost on last play, and Scott Weiland died. I wont be in today.
Went to my bottom drawer for my stash , gone just a note says thanks sucker love dad
Dude chill patience is a virtue.
WHY DOES PATIENCE HAVE TO BE A VIRTUE, WHY CAN'T HURRY THE FUCK UP BE A VIRTUE?
I love waking up to reeses ice cream. But I DONT love waking up to it all over my cat. I blame you.
If I get the job, I'm gonna get wasted to celebrate. If I don't get the job, I'm gonna get wasted to forget. Win-Win
Drunk is a universal language darling
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