Did you see 7 ppl got hurt at Talladaga?
Did they get their mullets stuck in an engine?
Apparently throwing up on his dick didnt convince him to stay away . . . whats the most indirect way of saying "im just going to continue avoiding you"?
she requested me as her brother on facebook.... biggest. letdown. ever.
he passed out on the stove with a cup in his hand. yes the pictures are hilarious
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i fucked a milf yesterday.
i'm not impressed, in this generation that could technically mean a 16 year old.
he pretended not to hear me say our safety word. how do you think I feel?
TOMORROW NIGHT CAN I HOLD YOU LIKE A BABY
he tried to convince me he was a seal.. sound effects included. and then asked me to 'be his lady seal'.
Sunday is the day of rest.
As in, whatever liquor is left after last night, you have to drink the rest.
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I am very happy to share that the hospital says the testicle pain is normal and that they are going to take care of it.
We hooked up and then we watched game of thrones while he fed me chocolate. I don't see how our benafriendship is a bad thing.
Is it bad that I want a job purely so I can buy drugs with without feeling like I am sacrificing my future?
Why do you think I have a job?
I didn't want to hook up with him so I just jumped out of bed, yelled "I don't even believe in god!" and ran out of the room
no it was not a "magical experience". After we dropped, he just sat there staring at my laptop going "apple makes beautiful things".
How do u even exfoliate your vagina
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