i just went dwnstairs and there are 5 guys without their shirts on hugging each other. i think i should leave now
I feel like I got hit by a truck made out of Jack Daniels.
just taught 3 girls from korea how to fist pump on chat roulette.
i normally make it a rule to leave when white people start rapping... but they had blow.
This wouldn't happen so much if fat girls would just stop being so damn easy.
there's a barbecue in the shower. I'd like to know who got this to fit inside perfectly. impressive
The girl beside me at the laundromat is bitching a guy out on the phone for jizzing on her bedspread. She had to use a triple machine to wash it.
The drugstore has summer clearance. I bought you a little mermaid bucket. Now your hangovers will feel more like childhood adventures.
I will be your sherpa up the mountain of gayness
Qdoba locked their bathrooms last night.. I suppose so people didn't pee all over them? I considered it counter productive considering I just peed on the outside of their building then. I had to pee
How do you leave a condom wrapper under my mom's pillow...
This may not be the best moment to laugh, but I am.
I mean, I introduced myself as "the after party". I think he knew early in the night he was in for a bangathon.
The cup holder in my recliner holds a whole bottle of wine. That's definitely a sign.
Well, while we went through airport security, I found out Mom got her clit pierced, so there's that.
It’s a 10 inch dick! Of course I’m getting a Brazilian
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