you can still come hang out if you want
I really don't feel like watching you play video games
After last night, I could never be a politician.
And we started making out. She asked me to pick a number between 1 and 10. I said 6. She took me to her room. A few minutes later I wasnt a virgin. DUDE I WAS GOING TO SAY 2.
dude ... she has a full length mirror in her shower, don't even tell me shes not dtf
i was trying to find the best way to say come over and have sex, without saying it.
I think I need to stop sleeping with him. Sex with him is just a reminder of the mediocrity of the rest of my life.
You passed out and she managed to carry you all the way back to your dorm last night. I believe your testicles now her property.
I felt like a dog for all the times during sex that he said "good girl"
i'm sitting in class and looking at who would die if all the fans suddenly fell from the ceiling. i guess i have next year to pass history..
i was like his sober eyes girls would come up to us, show us theirs and if approved by me blew him, if rejected they went to my truck with a bottle of patron
I just heard your voicemail. Glad you like my dick and think I'm cool
HE BEAT A GUY WITH NOTHING BUT RAZZLE DAZZLE AND HIS FABULOUSNESS
You poured 151 in your eye, ran face first into a tree, fell down, then threw a lawn chair at the dog...all before passing out in the hallway and pissing yourself. There is no way to redeem yourself.
This fucking storm better not ruin my sex plans this weekend
Can you send me the picture of me licking the cows udders?
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