Is there a tactful way for me to ask a girl to let me know when she gets her period?
okay I may or may not have wrapped my body pillow up in your t-shirt and sprayed it with your axe and am now spooning with it.
again? I'm starting to get a little creeped out now.
First coke bust down the road. Spring is finally here.
I am in my freshman residence hall trying to convince an Asian man to give me my pants back. Never. Drinking. Again.
my boss just offered me his leftover salvia im not sure if it was a trick question
Happiness is watching your asshole boss' police DUI video.
No if my life depended on you fingering me just let me die
I promised myself in the hospital that I would give up drinking for however long the cast stayed on. Thank god it was only soft tissue and not a fracture.
He snapchated me a photo of his penis with the caption "it needs a home".
We should probably start extreme couponing for the morning after pill.
Just found out that my name comes from part of my mom's old stripper name.
It's Valentine's Day, I figure for sure we'll have sex today, right? Wrong. I tried unsuccessfully for like an hour to get him to fuck me. Now he's asleep and I'm on my way to join the public library.
You were trust falling into bushes
Tonight I researched being a phone sex operator and teaching English at a French school in Africa. I think my future lacks direction
Does fucking him in the back of the car with the sun roof retracted count as star gazing?
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