ah. the first shower back home is like a baptism from the sins of the past year
I just want to apologize for screaming when I saw you the other day. It's just that you looked really gross and I was high.
it tasted disgusting. but i pretty much drank it in the name of science, and free alcohol
We were on the balcony tossing jello shots to people passing below
When people said no i'd yell "i tried them i promise they aren't roofied!"
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Honestly the war on drugs is dumb and you can just sleep in my bed which is mega comfortable anytime you want. There I said it
How was your 8:30 class today?
Non existent. I just threw up in my water bottle on the bus.
Do you ever wonder what the men who we shamelessly objectify would think if they saw our texts in regard to them?
i had an epiphany while laying on the driveway for 5 hours yesterday.
i realized i waste a lot of time
that's the second time I've made out with him and woken up with my pants stuffed with PBRs I am convinced he's magic
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How about we just have a naked taco night instead?
I just rolled a blunt at my desk. Happy early Friday!
It's all fun and games until your in the alumni campus center puking on the floor
My neighbors are white girl rapping to Hamilton again...
he fucked me while wearing his "Reagan Bush '84" tank and my inner democrat has never been more disappointed
Have you ever given your heart and soul to someone and they turn out to be nothing but a great fuck that makes a mean grilled cheese because same