if you force a hooker to have sex with you and dont pay her would it be rape or theft? something to ponder
I was so drunk last night i ate cereal with a fork.
Reach down the front of your pants and feel around for a while. When you find your balls, leave the library and meet me at the bar.
This smoking ban is really fucking with my ability to fart in public
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I puked in the AC vent. thing are gonna get ugly come summertime.
Whats a good hint for stop bitching im gonna give you head
We went to red robin and there was a 15 minute wait so we went and fucked in the car. Quickies, endless fries, and a mascot handing out balloons- this is literally the night of my dreams.
Puking in one of the stalls, a guy ran in and started puking in the other stall... In between heaves we told each other our names; i found out that it was my old best friend that moved away in the 8th grade
Saying he's good in bed would be like saying Soulja Boy is a good rapper, completely unlogical if you've heard him.
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He got punched in the face, dropped his laptop down a flight of stairs, and broke his roommate's lava lamp, getting all the toxic lava goo everywhere. This is why we don't let him get drunk. And yet here we are.
A guy in the dance floor is raising the roof with an axe in hand. I love Halloween.
I need to find out this kids work schedule. I need mustache rides on my lunchbreaks.
That amount of times your family has seen my boobs is getting ridiculous.
we had sex in his office so i figured it was appropriate to like his company's page on facebook
He came into my room last night and started peeing underneath my desk, I told him the bathroom was the next door over.
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