I told him I was prego. He asked coul we do it without a condom now since I cldn't get any pregnanter. What an a-hole.
Let's face it. We both have sexy parts. Why not have them touch?!
If it's any consolation, your boobs looked awesome.
is it possible that there's a used condom holding pennies in my bra? I'm so confused on what happened last night...
i cant wait to be back in my element of drunk, on a barstool, ive missed home
I'm not drinking cause I'm like 4 vodkas away from a boom box and Peter Gabriel.
I don't care how fucking drunk you are, you don't forget wanting to shove a wine bottle up someone's ass.
while i am personally glad that we met...i feel like for society as a whole it was a bad thing
In other news, I'm pretty sure my mom was encouraging me to have a threesome yesterday... I don't even want to start digging in that garden of horror and trauma.
So, I have realized that I am kryptonite for married men. I'm not sure how to feel about this sober, but drunk me accepts her destiny.
if you want to know how my night is going I just ugly cried in the cheesecake factory
Someone took a shit in the house somewhere and I STILL can't find it. I'm just going to move.
IS NO AN EMOTION BECAUSE THAT'S WHAT I'M FEELING RIGHT NOW
Not to be gross and awkward, but I just had sex outside in the rain on the hood of a lexus
I think i just made eye contact with his roommate... while doing reverse cowgirl. Yup i have no shamee
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