brad dismisses pussy with prejudice
Yeah, I tried playing the "see how long he can stay inside of me" game.. And I lost.
never let anyone you met on skype borrow your car. lesson learned.
It's a Westpoint/Army thing, we talk about Miley Cyrus a lot
Why?
Because when is jailbait ever not funny? Answer: Never
I just gave head in the laundry room on campus. He said it was one of the best moments in all of history. Take that, neil armstrong.
Don't be a smartass. I'm trying to fuck a guy who's sober. It's more difficult than you think.
What's the protocol on showing a video of me sucking the life out of my ex in order to prove beyond a doubt that I give great head???
I was just counting ceiling tiles when he ate me out, it was that bad.
Just remembered i had an ordained minister bless my booze last night.
He doesn't have any game.. I mean, his one move is forwarding chicks pictures of his penis.
Please show REO speedwagon ur boobs for me.
Don't remember anything. Melissa just said I kept saying welcome to the bat cave
Nobody likes ball hair. Not even gay dudes
I was like sure, i'll have a drink or two to end the night early. Next thing i know theres a ton of dudes in my house and like 3 gallons of wine. I cant do anything in moderation.
11:30pm - Shots together. 12:15pm Shots together. 12:45pm Shots together. 9:30am Plan B's together.
Randomize
