she needs to go suck a dildo, because she isn't worth a dick
god I hate her. why can't she just fuck and leave like a normal slut.
I think my mom's writing a book called how to fuck with your kids when you know they're high
she went to type in rate my professors and rate my pussy came up in my recent searches. needless to say, i will likely be masturbating to the aforementioned site tonight.
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We found him. 8 blocks away from the bars and almost at his parent's house. On the verge of tears.
I woke up in nothing but a shower cap and your sparkling coke straw snorter thing inbetween my toes. Explain.
I JUST DEFLATED MY BOOB.
I DON'T KNOW WHETHER TO LAUGH OR CALL AN AMBULANCE.
I think it was the free bomb shots from the creepy bolivians that sent us over the edge
Ok. Here's the plan. Take your hand (whichever is closest), summon all your nerve, and just stick it right down his pants.
I love you.
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Are you two whores ready for me to turn the light on so you can see what you came home with last night?
I am sleeping in the bathtub because my bed is too soft.
So yeah he had good weed?
I HAVE to find her. I've got a pretty decent pic of her footprint on my headboard. Wonder if I can get one of the podiatry majors to help?
DC is easy, you will figure it out.
I'm drunk and blonde. You are wayyyy underestimating this.
Pretty sure I just noped a member of the Canadian women's hockey team on Tinder.
I just watched videos of people getting puppies and crying, I cried too. Definitely still drunk
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