omg! a creepy truck driver just made a frog puppet wave at me!!!
16 and pregnant actually makes me really happy that i'm gay
I should have kept drinking, a coma can't be as bad as this hangover
nothing like a tattoo of a large eagle attacking a small eagle whos attacking a shark to bond to siblings together for life
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Yeah things got weird. You ate an entire bag of hotdog buns, then tried to catch a tree on fire with a candle.
Her mom caught her drunk streaking when she was 12. Of course she's perfect for me.
You should never talk to him again. Unless its you knocking on the door and punching his dick.
My last google search of the night was "Things that cost $102.50"
There is a pile of hair outside the apartment next door. At least now I know what all that shouting was about last night.
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It felt like a sumo wrestler slapped me. With a wet hand. 8 times in a row.
Sex followed by chicken and waffles... Hands down my favorite morning plans. Count me in.
Well I passed out before 4:20 on 4/20 so I deem it a failure AND a success.
Yeah he drove 30 minutes at 3 AM to come fuck me in my neighbors treehouse
Did I let your boyfriend smear a banana into my face last night? Because I have pictures that are telling me I did....
I don't remember that much at all. But I guess I met this guy from New Zealand and his dog, and then I punched someone in the face.
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