i felt like cinderella. except at midnight i turned back into a whore.
she definitely has that "I'll bang you, but then I'll tell your girlfriend" look to her.
well you haven't lived until you've been 86'ed from a family restaraunt
I'm in the library if you wanna come give me library head.
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I understand that I gave you a nose bleed with a cheeto last night and for that I apologize
I hope this doesn't change things. I feel that me being a minor made it more exciting.
Somewhere during foreplay he said something about me only being with two other guys... I just went with it cause we have never had that conversation...
nothing like baby laughter to ruin a masturbation moment
Mom just posted ur drunk pix from Cancun in the newly made "My not-so-fantastic son" album. Thought you should know.
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She said she liked strap-ons.
SHE WAS TALKING ABOUT SHOES, YOU ASSHOLE! YOU'RE THE WORST WINGMAN EVER!
You yelled "I gave my neighbor some of my bitch sauce" and then passed out. You now have drinking limits with us.
I just messaged a senior at Harvard and told him to 'tinder me softly'
Note to self; if you can light it on fire, you probs shouldn't drink it
I can't wait to shower all this regret off of me
dude, shes trippin so bad. idk what shes on, she just told me she doesnt remember her name then proceeded to get in the shower clothed to try to "rinse off the high"
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